things that make me laugh part viii

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things that make me laugh part vii

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things that make me laugh, part v

as i've never considered cullin the harbinger of humor in my life,  i was surprised when i enjoyed the following comic strip he sent me. maybe my humor's just gotten older and dumber...less like a 26 year old and more like a 48 year old. the strip is from get fuzzy, by darby conley.

things that make me laugh, part iv

franny, discovering herself. 

she just heard the birds on planet earth. naturally, she tried to find them behind the tv. 

lame

someone left this lame note on my car the other day. i guess i was parked a little close to the white line (the sidekick next me was over it, so i don't feel bad at all). besdides noting that they probably bought a ream of these "parking violation" notices from skymall or another equally worthless institution, i'd like to make a few notes about the ticket itself.

"Bull Headed, Inconsiderate, and feeble..." wait, which is it? i can see bull-headed and iconsiderate going together, but then feeble as well? did i feebly attempt to park? then i probably wasn't bull-headed but just plain bad at turning the wheel. which is it? i'd like to know.

"a safari of pygmies from the African interior." really? you just referenced pygmies, among goats, mules and elephants. i know gross exaggeration is sometimes funny. but not when it's on the windshield of my car.

"Besides I don't like demineering, egotsitical or simpleminded drivers..." i'm nearly positive leaving this note qualifies you for all three.

"I sign off..." is this a radio broadcast? i thought i was getting a parking ticket?

"wishing you an early transmission failure (on the expressway at about 4:30 pm)." if i get a transmission failure on the "expressway" at 4:30, you will most likely be stuck in traffic behind me. those kinds of thing tend to have a wider effect.

"May the Fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits." medieval arab humor. excellent. it makes perfect sense when you examine the quote in context. we went from a team of mules circa to 1800 to a pygmy safari to syria around the time sal ad-din. this guys knows how to throw in the historical clues!

this was actually really fun. the next time your paging through skymall or cheapworthlessshit.com, make sure you pick up a stack of these "parking tickets" and leave them on random cars.

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i laugh every time.